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- af Lene Bang, 5. juni 2026 - in English below
Molboerne skulle igen informeres af videnskaben, og en af STATANS meget kloge videnskabspersoner var mødt op på torvet.
”Vi har brug for at skabe endnu mere kaos og flere stridigheder imellem jer, for at indføre den nye verdensorden, og vi ved, at nogle af jer tror, at jorden er flad som en pandekage, derfor vil jeg nu forklare jer, at jorden i virkeligheden er en kugle, der roterer så hurtigt, at det føles som om den står helt stille, og at havet i virkeligheden også er rundt selvom det ser meget vandret ud. Det er fordi, der sidder en meget stor magnet inde i kuglen, som hedder tyngdekraften og som sørger for, at I ikke svæver rundt i verdensrummet. Tyngdekraften gælder dog ikke for fugle, sommerfugle og andre insekter med vinger, heller ikke selvom de har meget små vinger som humlebierne.
Da jorden blev dannet i de gode gamle dage, var der ingen træer, dyr, huse eller molboer. Alt dette kaldes invasivt, og det skal vi på sigt have udryddet, så vi kan få den oprindelige natur tilbage. Først kom træerne og så kom dyrene, som molboerne stammer fra.”
Molboerne var overraskede over at få så mange videnskabelige oplysninger på en gang, både om jordens form og kæmpemagneten indeni, og at de stammede fra dyrene. De troede, at de altid havde været molboer, og ikke at deres forfædre kunne have været f.eks. en hund eller kat. Jordens form havde de aldrig tænkt over, for det var simpelthen for svært at overskue, men det var et godt emne til dødelige diskussioner, hvilket STATAN elsker.
”Det er bydende nødvendigt, at vi på grund af vejret, som vi kalder klimaet når vi skal skræmme jer, hurtigt får rettet op på forholdene, så vi kan komme tilbage til den oprindelige jord, fra før den blev overtaget af invasive arter. Derfor skal alle træer fældes, dyrene skal klare sig selv eller sulte ihjel, husene skal rives ned. De molboer, som er trætte af livet, skal tilbydes næsten 100% smertefri aktiv dødshjælp. Vi er glade for, at I allerede har forstået, at I ikke skal sætte så mange børn i verden, og al den gift, vi har sprøjtet afgrøderne med og den giftige Bøvaer, som vi tvinger jer til at give jeres køer, hjælper også med til at gøre jer sterile.”
"Husk, vi fortæller jer altid, hvad vi vil gøre, og hvis ikke I gør modstand, er det det samme som, at I accepterer vores planer."
Molboerne vidste ikke, hvordan de skulle protestere, for hvis de troede at jorden var flad den ene dag, fik de at vide den næste dag, at den var rund, og hvis ikke de ændrede mening i henhold til STATANS direktiver, trak det ned i ESG-scoren og så kunne man måske ikke gøre sig fortjent til at købe mad den dag, derfor var det sikrest, helt at holde sin bøtte om noget som helst.
”I har stadig lov til at spise brændenælder, skvalderkål og mælkebøtter, nogle af naturens allersundeste gaver til menneskeheden, men indenfor en overskuelig fremtid bliver vi også nødt til at lægge skat på disse planter”.
Alternativ slutning
Molboerne fandt ud af, at jorden i virkeligheden er flad som en pandekage og at alt hvad STATAN bildte dem ind, var løgn. De arresterede kongen, videnskaben og lakajerne og kørte dem i kærrer ud til verdens ende og sparkede dem ud over kanten, hvor de forsvandt i universets uendelighed.
Lene Bang
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20. The Molboes as an Invasive Species
The Molboes were once again to be enlightened by science, and a very wise scientist had gathered them in the town square.
“We need to create even more chaos and strife among you, to introduce the New World Order, and we know that some of you believe that the Earth is flat as a pancake, so I will now explain to you that the Earth is actually a globe that rotates so fast that it feels as if it is standing completely still, and that the ocean is actually round too, even though it looks very, very flat. That’s because there’s a very large magnet inside the globe called gravity, which makes sure you don’t float around in outer space. Gravity doesn’t apply to birds, butterflies, and other winged insects, though, not even if they have very small wings like bumblebees.
When the Earth was formed back in the good old days, there were no trees, animals, houses, or Molbo people. All of this is called invasive, and eventually we need to eradicate it so that we can restore the original nature. First came the trees, and then came the animals, from which the Molbo people are descended.”
The molbos were surprised to receive so much scientific information all at once, both about the shape of the Earth and the giant magnet inside it, and that they descended from animals. Until now, they had believed that they had always been molbos, and not that their ancestors could have been, for example, a dog or a cat. They had never thought about the shape of the Earth, because it was simply too difficult to grasp, but it was a great topic for heated discussions, which STATAN loves.
“It is absolutely essential that, due to the weather—which we call the climate when we want to scare you—we quickly rectify the situation so we can return to the original Earth, from before it was taken over by invasive species. Therefore, all trees must be cut down, the animals must fend for themselves or starve to death, and the houses must be torn down. Molboes who are tired of life will be offered nearly 100% pain-free active euthanasia. We’re glad you’ve already understood that you shouldn’t bring so many children into the world, and all the poison we’ve sprayed on the crops and the toxic Bøvaer we force you to give your cows also help make you sterile.”
"Remember, we always tell you what we’re going to do, and if you don’t resist, it’s the same as accepting our plans.”
The molboes didn’t know how to protest, because if they believed the earth was flat one day, they were told the next day that it was round, and if they didn’t change their minds in accordance with the government’s directives, it dragged down their ESG score, and then they might not have earned the right to buy food that day, so it was safest to keep your mouth shut about anything at all.
“You are still allowed to eat stinging nettles, ground elder, and dandelions—some of nature’s healthiest gifts to humanity—but in the foreseeable future, we will also have to tax these plants.”
Alternative ending
The molboes discovered that the earth is actually flat as a pancake and that everything STATAN had led them to believe was a lie. They arrested the king, science, and the lackeys, drove them in carts to the edge of the world, and kicked them over the edge, where they vanished into the infinity of the universe.
Lene Bang
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